Drug Quotes

"At one of my favorite coffee shops, in the urinal in the male facility, it has a thing that says 'Don't Do Drugs'. Now.. I don't know about any of you, but I don't make many life decisions while standing up and pissing. How many people go, 'I was really about to smoke that joint, but that urinal advertisement really changed my mind.'" -apatheticq

"Pack your ass, my good man. Time to kick back, drink some beers, and schmoke some weed!" -Jay, Clerks

"[Reefer] just like whiskey, I say. You got to stay ahead of it. You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when you can't git started without asking the bottle, you in trouble." -Celie, The Color Purple

"Marijuana doesn't kick down your door in the middle of the night." -Richard Cowan

"The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the Prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this." -Albert Einstein

"It would stop being a business if the United States didn't want drugs...When something is out of reach, it is more interesting to people. If drugs were like cigarettes or alcohol, there wouldn't be a black market. It would put an end to the capos." -Benjamin Arellano Felix, Mexican drug lord, Wash. Post 10/31/2002

"Legalizing drugs would simultaneously reduce the amount of crime and raise the quality of law enforcement. Can you conceive of any other measure that would accomplish so much to promote law and order?" -Milton Friedman, economist

Phoebe: A plate of brownies once told a limerick.
Chandler: Phoebe, were these, uh, "funny" brownies?
Phoebe: No, not especially. But you know what? I think they had pot in them. (Friends)

"I don't do drugs, just weed." -Thurgood, Half Baked

"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?" -cocaine addict, Half Baked

"Don't do drugs, because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison." -John Hardwick

"No one has ever died from marijuana who wasn't shot by a cop." -Jack Herer, Hemp for Victory

"I hate seeing commercials like 'Don't do drugs!', and 'Why do you think they call it dope?', and then the next commercial is 'This Bud's for you!'" -Bill Hicks

"And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it... Now I have to create Republicans.'" -Bill Hicks

"I have never seen people on pot get in a fight, because it's fucking impossible. 'Hey, buddy!' 'Hey, what?' 'Ummmmmmm....' End of argument." -Bill Hicks

"America's drug war is so stupid that if you pay close attention to just how stupid it is ... it'll drive you to use drugs." -Jim Hightower

"Abusus non tollit usum. [Abuse is no argument against proper use.]" -Latin Proverb

"Herb is the healing of the nation." -Bob Marley

"If the words 'life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on." -Terence McKenna

"It has been and will always be the case that most Americans who use drugs do so responsibly and in moderation." -Ethan A. Nadelmann

"If a man wishes to rid himself of a feeling of unbearable oppression, he may have to take to Hashish." -Friedrich Nietzsche

"Drugs are good, they make you do things that you know you not should." -NOFX, "Drugs Are Good"

"I pay taxes, I earn a living, I recycle, I am a good neighbor, and at the end of the day and at the end of work, I like to smoke a joint." -Mikki Norris, director of Cannabis Consumers Campaign

"They used to burn witches. Today we laugh at them. Today we jail people for marijuana. Tomorrow they'll laugh at us." -Robert "Rosie" Rowbotham

"Decriminalization would take the profit out of drugs and greatly reduce, if not eliminate, the drug-related violence that is currently plaguing our streets." -Kurt L. Schmoke, Baltimore Mayor

"Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol." -N.F. Simpson

"Hard work good, and hard work fine, but first take care of head." -Sublime, "Smoke Two Joints"

"I'm too drunk to light the bong,
I'm too stoned to write this song."
-Sublime, "Greatest Hits"

"The inside of my mouth feels like cotton, as if cotton was in my mouth." -Fez, That 70's Show

Kitty: I happen to know that you put the special ingrediant in these brownies!
Hyde: Special ingredient?
Eric: I told him not to!—
Kitty: Yes, love!!
Hyde: Oh yeah, there's a whole big bag of love in there!!
(That 70's Show)

Eric: Do you sell promise rings?
Leon: Promise rings, concert tickets, other...stuff.
Eric: All right, we'll take two promise rings and a misdemeanor's worth of the other stuff.
(That 70's Show)

"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't deal with drugs." -Lily Tomlin

"Annual drug deaths:
tobacco: 395,000,
alcohol: 125,000,
'legal' drugs: 38,000,
illegal drug overdoses: 5,200,
marijuana: 0.
Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just what is our government protecting us from in the drug war?" -William A. Turnbow

"Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere." -George Washington

"Marijuana, in its natural form, is one of the safest therapeutically active substances known to man." -Francis L. Young, DEA judge

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